It's A Small World After All

Reasons why I think the airport is like Disneyland:

1. It's filled with people from all over the world on holiday.
2. It cost me $4 to buy a coke there.
3. You spend more time in line waiting for the ride than on the ride itself.
4. Your feet hurt from all the walking by time you're done.
5. The parking lot is the size of a small third world country.
6. No one wants to be there alone.
7. When you finally get to take your seat someone is there to show you how to use a seat belt in case you forgot since the car ride there.
8. Most of the workers look like they want to kill themselves.
9. You pay a lot of money for a ride that eventually brings you right back to the place where you were.
10. You have a feeling that the whole thing is ran by a giant rat.