Things that you are sure to find at Wal-Mart:
1. A bin the size of a VW Bug full of $3.99 movies that doesn't contain a single DVD that you'd pay a dollar for.
2. Someone wearing pajamas.
3. That the ratio of children to adults in the store is never below 3/1.
4. An old man at the door who will take eight minutes checking that your receipt matches the tube of toothpaste you just bought, while six people carrying major electronics slip out the door behind him.
5. That the items in the jewelry department look suspiciously similar to the things in fifty cent vending machines that you passed on the way in.
6. Bathrooms that make a port-a-potty look like a five star hotel.
7. One guy wondering if saving a couple bucks is really worth all this.
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