Stupid Sayings

Here is my review on stupid sayings:

It's always darkest before the dawn - True. Unless you've been locked in the trunk of a car, in which case its always dark.

A watched pot never boils - False. Although you'd have to be smoking pot to spend the time it takes watching a pot of water long enough to prove it.

There is more than one way to skin a cat - True. In the state of Nevada they are all illegal though.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush - False. I think they are both equally worthless, unless the birds in question are rotisserie chickens. Because who would want to buy two rotisserie chickens that have been sitting in a bush?

The grass is always greener on the other side - False. In Vegas all the grass is dead.

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar - True. But Raid works better than both.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth - True. But I can't think of any kind of horse I'd want to look in the mouth.

The pen is mightier than the sword - False. Yeah, that's why pirates and vikings would never go anywhere without their ballpoints or felt tips.